Cool Girls Like Assholes

As I partied with my friends moments ago, the age old, and still unanswered, question arose-
Why do cool girls like assholes? If anyone has a response, do leave comments below as I'm dying to know.

Everyone took a stab at answering this one, but at the end of the night, at 3:07AM, I still have no answer. So, I decided to combine my inquisitive mind with the musical stylings of Acacia Strain, and this was the result- a poem which I call "Cool Girls Like Assholes".

It reads as follows:

Completely flesh evisceration,
Run and scream before demise.
Blood loss flows throughout the nation,
Give up your life in sweet reprise.

Volunteered or tak'n by force,
Cracked and wasted by the boot,
Towards the grave without remorse,
Choose either knife or I will shoot.

Total suffering by my might,
The world unborn and upside down,
Widows break and children fight,
Offer your life without a frown.

Backwards beating skull conundrum,
Reasonless choices leave me undone.