As I partied with my friends moments ago, the age old, and still unanswered, question arose-
Why do cool girls like assholes? If anyone has a response, do leave comments below as I'm dying to know.
Everyone took a stab at answering this one, but at the end of the night, at 3:07AM, I still have no answer. So, I decided to combine my inquisitive mind with the musical stylings of Acacia Strain, and this was the result- a poem which I call "Cool Girls Like Assholes".
It reads as follows:
Completely flesh evisceration,
Run and scream before demise.
Blood loss flows throughout the nation,
Give up your life in sweet reprise.
Volunteered or tak'n by force,
Cracked and wasted by the boot,
Towards the grave without remorse,
Choose either knife or I will shoot.
Total suffering by my might,
The world unborn and upside down,
Widows break and children fight,
Offer your life without a frown.
Backwards beating skull conundrum,
Reasonless choices leave me undone.
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cool girls like assholes but cool girls will never marry assholes cos they're well... assholes! :)
but i think cool girls like ass holes because they (assholes) constantly make a fool of themselves which makes them fun ppl to hang out with cos they're a great source of entertainment. And these assholes like the attention given so they'll be even more ass-y if not the gals will just leave them!
but they're nothing but a form of entertainment and cool girls want more then that eventually! :)
i dont like assholes so does that mean i'm not cool?
Yeaaaaaaaaaa life's a bitch like that.
But it's probably because assholes (generally) aren't afraid to be loud and obnoxious, and that practically radiates confidence. Usually the relationships won't last long, but they sure do get a lot...
It's not only cool girls who like assholes.
When you're dating someone, even if he presents a totally different front (as an asshole), if you get close enough you see a different side behind the facade. And some girls think they can help the guy accept their more sensitive side and change. These girls want to be special. They want to be able to say that they brought out what no other girl could. Unfortunately that's rarely how things pan out and even if the guys is really sensitive and sweet underneath, he's still an ass and hopefully the girl doesn't stick around for the next assy stunt. :(
bitches like assholes
i agree the most with dave's comment. i'll admit (incase you didn't already know erk) that i am attracted to "assholes" and i do associate it with confidence. however, i don't know if i'd be classified as a cool girl, so i don't know how much my comment is valid. what say you erik downes??
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